SHRINKING PENIS

SHRINKING PENIS

or sometimes referred to as Genital Retraction Syndrome.

Don’t worry guys. The disappearing weenie is not a common occurrence. But for some people, it’s a mental illness. There he is one moment, happy and carefree, and the next moment, it’s bye-bye to your Peter O’Toole. The delusional perception that it is gone usually lasts for several hours. Occasionally, the mystery of the shrinking penis may last a few days. 

In the Far East, the disease is called “koro”, which is Malay for “turtle”. Just like the head of the turtle, your favorite organ retreats into its shell, too busy or frightened to come out and play. Most victims are not taking chances. They beg people to pull on Little Johnny. Others will wrap a noose around it with the other end attached to a heavy object. 

In Western Africa, Shrinking Penis is believed to be caused by thieves who need a good, strong penis to perform Black Magic. Exorcisms are often performed to help get back the manhood. 

The Journal of German Psychology gives several risk factors for the perceptive disorder, but the biggies are fear, anxiety and guilt. So avoid anything or any situation that are potentially stressful.  

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